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Read moreMidweek performance review: Arrived wearing pants. Remembered my password. Nodded thoughtfully when appropriate. Avoided saying ā€œAre you serious right now?ā€ out loud. Frankly, this level of professionalism deserves a catered lunch and a commemorative plaque. 🤣 Until then, I'll accept